It's Not a Toomah, it's Just a T Shirt

It just seems odd to me that Ahnold is wearing this t shirt.  Isn't he the one that has several illegitimate love children with horrific half-woman, half-wookie women?

On another note, WTF is up with his knees?  Clean that sh!t up, Arnie.  The dude did enough illegal performance enhancing drugs that he must have some leftover HGH he can shoot in there or something.

-Big Ran

KC Jones Comment: Wow Big Ran, you continue to impress me. Seriously though, WTF is up w/ that T-Shirt? It's more like she survived dealing with him, his neanderthal body and face structure and his inability to clearly communicate in the English language. And she did all of this while, as Big Ran notes, he was impregnating a wookie. Now, my issue is this: people say women chase married men for their money (if they have it), but I'm not buying it. Seriously. I don't care how much money a dude has; if he's busted I'm not going NEAR that ish! Not to mention the fact that I am not a home wrecker, a slut, or a skank. We've all made our mistakes, I'm just happy I made smaller ones, earlier on, and got them out of the way! As far as his knees go, I can present only one comparison:

Stuck in My Head

"No More Mr. Nice Guy."  Why am I singing this as soon as I wake up?  Do you think I have a brain tumor?  Am I deficient on some trace minerals?  I always questioned my singing of the lyrics, "No more Mr. Nice Guy, no more Mr. Clean."  I always thought that was wrong, but I guess not.

-Big Ran

Hide Yo' Wives, 'cause He's Terminatin' Err'body....

 

Despite the fact that the Celtics lost last night, I am in a wonderful mood today! Why, you ask? Well, if you're a female and you've heard the news, you know why!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Separate

 

Yup! That's right ladies! We've only had to wait 25 years to get this piece of man meat back on our plates! Who cares that you can barely understand a word he says and that he's a human robot. Seriously, what's not to love? I don't know how I'm going to break the news to Mr. KC Jones, but I think we're through! And husbands? Hide your kids, hide your wives, because he's terminating err'body up in this place! Big Ran, this includes you too!

Rumor has it they've been having trouble for a while, but I think Arnold was growing more and more terrified of Maria's strong jawline, which seems to be getting bigger than his! Seriously, she's like a human nutcracker with that jaw, not to mention the spitting image of Ted Kennedy. Could you imagine being Arnold, waking up with Ted Kennedy's clone each morning?

 

And just when I thought the news couldn't get any better, I discover this juicy piece of information on People Magazine's Website:  "there have been reports he'll re-start his movie career, including a role in another Terminator film." YESSSSSSSSSSS! 

 

I can die happy if he also resurrects his body building career:

 

Funny, the Nazis used to strike this same pose....

Who needs Michael Jordan when you have Arnold wearing your kicks?

It's so nice he did this naturally.

Does this make my jaw look big?

 -KC Jones