Unfortunately Stuck In My Head

This is what passes for the National Anthem at a major sporting event nowadays, huh?  A bunch of f*cking hipsters in skinny jeans?  Hey, nice drum, bro.  All you could muster up for an appearance on national television with teams representing two red states was a f*cking v-neck t-shirt?  That sh*t better be organic cotton or I'll be pissed.

When your intro is "Welcome Grammy-nominated and internationally acclaimed, world-touring band, The Fray," I just don't think that's gonna get people amped for a National Championship.

1:15 - John Calapari is clearly hoping the jumbo tron falls on these dudes.

1:20 - Bill Self, the Kansas coach, is definitely doing his best to stifle his laughter.

Two dudes singing on one mic is never a good look.

-Big Ran

PS:  No f*cking cowbell?