Showing posts with label Jorts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jorts. Show all posts
Monday, August 8, 2011
This video has popped up everywhere over the weekend, and with very good reason; it's AMAZING. I am going to go over this thing like its the Zapruder film.
0:11 - First glimpse of shenanigans from what seems to be the left field room camera. It looks like just two chicks, but the bowl cut is in there somewhere.
0:37 - The fat dude in the white shirt, binoculars, and cheesy hat first looks over. What's going on here?
0:41 - Dude behind them leaves, but he may have had a bit of a chubby, can't tell.
1:05 - Holy jorts! The entire row has jorts on. They may have all taken the same shuttle from Revere. Jorts on swole.
2:02 - Sweet cotton-poly blend Jordan tank top, bro.
2:11 - WTF?! The white shirt dude is part of this group. OK, so the bowl cut Fighting Irish fan was finger banging whit t-shirt's girlfriend then, right? White T needs to STEP IT UP!
3:05 - The group makes the move. Not just for a threesome, but how to ditch White T.
I'm still not sure what year this was, but I would guess around 1991 or 1992 based on the ND shirt, Jordan tank, and plethora of jorts. I still can't believe the guy in the white T and binoculars. This has to be, to this day, this guys saddest moment. I mean, in public, on camera, you let some dude with a bowl cut and an ND t shirt finger bang your gf. Step it up, because in that situation you cannot half ass it. You are either in 100% or getting your own cab home.
-Big Ran
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