So, Andrei Kirilenko's Wife Is Out There

That's former NBA-er, Andrei Kirilenko's wife wearing a scream mask at her husband's Russian League game yesterday.  Two questions come to mind:

1.  Why (obviously)?
2.  Why does no one seem phased in the least?

If someone near me just busts out a Scream mask, I watch them very carefully, because they are obviously insane.  I gotta get to Russia, it just seems like a winterized version of the Wild West.  Just rip vodka and cheap cigarettes, and find me a Russian bride to wear a Scream mask, then call it a day.

Well, hey, in Russia, Scream mask wears you.

-Big Ran

Super Terrific Happy Hour

Female Bodyguard Training In China Involves Bikinis, Human Centipedes

Trainees gather at the beach as they wait for the beginning of a training session for female bodyguards organised by Tianjiao Special Guard/Security Consultant Ltd. Co. in Sanya, Hainan province January 8, 2012. According to the company, a total of 20 women, mostly college graduates, participated in the training session on Sunday, which was the first open group training for female bodyguards in China. All trainees will have to undergo 8-10 months of training to develop sufficient skills to serve their clients. The company will offer the best trainee a chance to attend further study at the International Security Academy in Israel. Picture taken January 8, 2012.

China's not dumb.  I don't think they're training body guards as much as they are taking a page from Vladimir Putin's book and are starting a female army for sexy time and distraction on the way to world domination.  Watch out, the cold world may be back on.  Someone alert The Wolverines

-Big Ran

Mila Kunis Just Moved Up a Few Notches

I won't be seeing her new movie with JT, but this is awesome.  I guess the Russian reporter asked JT why he is making movies instead of music and Mila stepped in and said something to the effect of "Why movies?  Why not?  What kind of questions is that?  Why are you here?"

I guess she moved to the US from Ukraine when she was 7.  Every video of the Ukraine scene is Seinfeld can't be embedded, so here's the link:  http://youtu.be/fzLtF_PxbYw

I'd hit that.  Mila Kunis, not Kramer or Newman.

-Big Ran

KC Jones Says: I'm a raging heterosexual woman, but I'd hit that too. She's beautiful! Also, we have a new employee at my POE who looks just like Kramer.....a really creepy version!