So, the Sox looked good this weekend, huh?

That series was still spring training right?

Best thing to come out of that series was Ortiz looking sharp right out of the gate.  I had him penciled in for two crappy months before lighting it up, so if he can continue the nice start that lineup should only have one potential hole (Salty).  Pap loaded the bases, but got a bad bounce on the double and got out of the jam.  Crawford ended up with a couple of hits yesterday after looking terrible and Gonzo should be awesome.

The pitching was a disaster and I don't want to see the Texas Rangers again anytime soon.  Done.  On to Cleveland.

-Big Ran

Practice Makes Perfect...

All season, I've felt as though something (or someone) has been missing from my beloved NBA....today, "THE ANSWER" hit me. So, here's my Takeover Tribute to everyone's favorite ranter, Allen Iverson. Thanks for the memories AI, and I, for one, would love to see you get your act together and rejoin the league next season. It might take a little 'practice', but I'm sure it will be worth it....and it will have David Stern sweating in his poorly fitting suits....

-KC Jones

Fast Forward...The Real World

Do your days drag by? Do you find yourself staring at the clock, shocked to see it's only 11 a.m. when you SWEAR it's at LEAST 4:00 p.m.? Well, here's something we do to pass the time.....I call it "The Real World: Corporate America". How do you play? It's EASY! Look around your office and pick 7 people to put together in a house. Then, email the people in your 'trust tree' with your ideas and have them do the same. For added entertainment try to type cast the people you are choosing. For example, we have one crazy ass in our office who thinks she is H-O-T and, although none of us are friends with her, we can see all sorts of pictures of her posing in bikinis on her very PUBLIC Facebook page. You KNOW that MTV always casts at least one exhibitionist on each season of "The Real World", so she fits that role perfectly....did I mention she's also a witch (with a 'b')?! Two roles filled with one person! So, see how quickly time flies when you pick 7 coworkers "to live in a house...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real"...The Real World: Corporate America.

-KC Jones

Go Get it DMX Style!

It's Friday!  I have to work tomorrow!  So pumped!  Party Up indeed, bitches.

-Big Ran

Who's Fired Up for the Start of the Baseball Season?

I am a huge baseball and Sox fan, but the start of this season is really weird.  I mean, its friggin' snowing.  Weird.  I feel like there should be football this weekend, not the start of the baseball season or anywhere near the NBA playoffs.  Playoffs?!

The good thing is that now there's sports to watch literally every night.

PS: If Papelbon continues to suck this year, I think we found a slump buster for him.

-Big Ran

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

Andrei Kirilenko, aka AK-47, and the dude crushing the accordion while covering AC-DC.

Tell me this dude and AK-47 have ever been in the same place at the same time.  You can't.  Andrei plays a mean accordion.

-Big Ran

Irrational Rant...Overstuffed Paper Towel Dispensers

You know those things that should piss you off, but do way more than they ever should? Well, today we have friggin' overstuffed paper towel dispensers.

Now, I've got love for our cleaning dude. He always looks disappointed in me when I am still in the office when he gets here. I can see it in his eyes, "Dude, go home, do something with your life."

With that said, my man does not need to cram 500 more paper towels into a dispenser every day that maybe like 4 people use. I just end up with bits of paper towel in my hands and all over the floor.

-Big Ran

So, College Students Now Need a Website to Hook Up? Really?

I came across this story on The Boston Channel website:  a website that offers no strings attached sex at colleges (check the video).  I thought all you needed to do was go to dollar draft night and grind your junk on some chick's butt.

Chick at the 1:25 mark? She's down like James Brown for some casual sex.  That furious clicking you hear is every dude at Brown facebooking her.

Chicks at 1:50 mark?  Nobody wants to have sex with you anyway.

-Big Ran

Friday Morning Jam

Just a little something to get the loins going with someCube and "It Was a Good Day."  We'll all ease into it on this crappy Friday morning.

-Big Ran

Celtics Play Up To the Competition Once Again

Celts once again play up to their competition and recapture their championship mojo against the Spurs.

-Big Ran