Friday, January 13, 2012

Match Made in Heaven


ABC News - Katy Perry and Tim Tebow: Not since Adam and Eve has a couple seemed so divinely meant to be. According to OK! magazine, the newly single pop star’s parents are trying to orchestrate a meeting between her and the Broncos quarterback at their California church.
A source told the tabloid that Perry, who’s getting divorced from Russell Brand, “mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim.” His selling points: “He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.” 
Perry was a Christian pop star before she started singing about kissing girls and liking it. Her parents, Keith and Mary Hudson, are evangelical ministers. Tebow’s baptist faith has made him a sensation on and off the field. (See:Tebowing.)
Reps for Perry and Tebow did not immediately respond to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment, nor did Perry’s parents. (Though they alluded to Perry’s marital discord motivating people to go to church last week.)
In any case, moving vans were spotted in front of Perry and Brand’s Hollywood Hills home this week. He’s reportedly moving out; she’s keeping the $6.5 million mansion. Might be a nice place to spend the off season, Tim.

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Listen, I'm not sure Timmy could handle Katy Perry, I'm just sayin'.  At this point in life, do women think a dude being a virgin is sexy?  Not so sure about that.  And, yes, I made that Tebow pic.  I'm a f*cking artist.



-Big Ran

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