Showing posts with label Hurricane Irene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hurricane Irene. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Bachmann Turner...OH MY GOD!!!!!
What's up with conservatives trotting out these absolutely batsh!t insane MILFs on the campaign trail? Add Michelle Bachman to the list of Presidential candidates that if they win, would have me singing "Oh Canada, my home and native land..."
Bachmann's camp is now saying it was all a joke. Look at those people in the audience. Now, look at the fat bro in the pink shirt behind Bachmann. You think that's a joke to him? That dude knows all about "morbid obesity diets." He ain't laughing.
It's all good though, Michele's just taking care of business...(see what I'm doing there?)
Let me hear it...
-Big Ran
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Irate Irene's Hip Hop Hitlist...
In honor of Hurricane Irene's pending arrival this weekend, I'd like to present the playlist I will be jamming to while I build my ark and while I'm stocking up on water, batteries, and non-perishable items.
1. Bob Dylan: "Hurricane"- there is no better song to kick off this playlist.
2. Jars of Clay: "Flood"- pretty self-explanatory, right?
3. Seals & Crofts: "Summer Breeze"- okay, so it's a little more than just a summer 'breeze', but you get the point. If you need this song, please refer to today's
"Stuck in my Head" post.
4. Milli Vanilli: "Blame it on the Rain"- I will be lip syncing to this selection (get it?)
5. Notorious B.I.G: "Warning": just want to make sure everyone stays safe.
6. Bob Dylan: "Blowin' in the Wind": this is one of his more coherent songs and is quite appropriate for what we'll be experiencing. Good job Dylan, you've made the same "Takeover" playlist twice!
7. Mobb Deep & Lil' Kim: "Quiet Storm": It may or may not be a quiet storm, depending on its track. Regardless, this is a song that belongs on the list.
8. Fabolous: "Lights Out": There's always a decent chance of losing power during these types of storms, so make sure your boombox has a fresh set of batteries so you'll be able to listen to this playlist.
9. Peter Gabriel: "Here Comes the Flood":
10. Nat King Cole: "Goodnight, Irene": I figured this would be the perfect way to close out the playlist.
-KC Jones
*Big Ran Note: Bravo! Bravo! I will say, seeing two Bob Dylan songs on here was a surprise. In high school a Jimi Henrdix song cam on the radio and KC asked me if it was a new song. Fact.
1. Bob Dylan: "Hurricane"- there is no better song to kick off this playlist.
2. Jars of Clay: "Flood"- pretty self-explanatory, right?
3. Seals & Crofts: "Summer Breeze"- okay, so it's a little more than just a summer 'breeze', but you get the point. If you need this song, please refer to today's
"Stuck in my Head" post.
4. Milli Vanilli: "Blame it on the Rain"- I will be lip syncing to this selection (get it?)
5. Notorious B.I.G: "Warning": just want to make sure everyone stays safe.
6. Bob Dylan: "Blowin' in the Wind": this is one of his more coherent songs and is quite appropriate for what we'll be experiencing. Good job Dylan, you've made the same "Takeover" playlist twice!
7. Mobb Deep & Lil' Kim: "Quiet Storm": It may or may not be a quiet storm, depending on its track. Regardless, this is a song that belongs on the list.
8. Fabolous: "Lights Out": There's always a decent chance of losing power during these types of storms, so make sure your boombox has a fresh set of batteries so you'll be able to listen to this playlist.
9. Peter Gabriel: "Here Comes the Flood":
10. Nat King Cole: "Goodnight, Irene": I figured this would be the perfect way to close out the playlist.
-KC Jones
*Big Ran Note: Bravo! Bravo! I will say, seeing two Bob Dylan songs on here was a surprise. In high school a Jimi Henrdix song cam on the radio and KC asked me if it was a new song. Fact.
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