Irrational Rant...Tommy Boy

I truly can't take it anymore. As you all know from prior posts, Tom Brady just gets on my last nerve (truthfully, with my personality, that's not hard to do, BUT still....).and has ever since he began canoodling with now wife Gisele. He's lost all of his manhood & the Pats haven't won a Superbowl since that whole match made in heaven began. So, I shouldn't be surprised that he has renewed his contract/association with "UGGSs" boots (which, in the United States, are for teenage girls and trendy women). I'm not surprised, but I am just infuriated. Dude, how about becoming a spokesperson for something that "XY" chromosomes are actually into?

I started to do a little research last night, and I've come to the conclusion that his current behavior (acting like a girl) shouldn't be that much of a surprise, especially in light of some of the earlier ads/pictures I've found. Note that they were well before Gisele. So, she can be blamed for his worsening condition, his flowing locks, and his Tommy Hollywood persona, but apparently the tendencies were there all along, just waiting to be released!

Exhibit A: Now, I know this ad campaign was for charity (can't remember, but I think AIDS or cancer), and it's really great that he was involved. I can never fault him as far as his charitable contributions are concerned. However, I totally CAN fault this picture. Nice sleeveless, collared dressy shirt AND, even better---nice placement of the bandanna. Those jeans are even walking a fine line between light blue & possible stone washed. Even if he wasn't responsible for the idea, he was/is responsible for allowing it to happen. I mean, as everyone who loves and defends him says, 'He's Tom Brady, he can do whatever he wants"...WELL, case in point---he did whatever he wanted in this ad. And apparently, his desire was to look a little light in his cleats.

Exhibit B: Ok, so I don't even know what this was for, but I know that it's dead wrong. Again, his feminine qualities are shining through. And it's not because he's cuddling with a baby goat while giving the camera bedroom eyes.....oh wait, that's exactly why. I had never seen this pic before, and quite honestly, it may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I can see they are trying to make him appear 'manly' by adding a couple of spots of 'dirt' (probably really mascara smeared about), but it's NOT working. And, the gloves? Those are probably to protect his freshly manicured, well groomed hands.

Exhibit C: So, after he didn't get one of the lead roles in "Brokeback Mountain", he agreed to sign on as the spokes'man' for Stetson cologne. Stetson? Really? Come on dude! How about something good that isn't sold at CVS or worn by people's fathers and/or grandfathers. Again, he's doing NOTHING to help his cause here. Thankfully, I don't care about football (I mean, I'm happy for the Patriots when they win, but I have no vested interest), so I don't have to feel disappointed and/or embarrassed by Tommy Boy's choices. However, because I'm a red-blooded American woman, I still find myself very turned off by these things.

 Exhibit D: It's all over folks, the full transformation has taken place. He's married and controlled by Gisele, he's fully Hollywood, the team no longer produces the way they are capable of (note, they are producing, and they are still a league leader, but they keep falling short when it matters the most), and Tommy Bundchen, oops, I mean, Brady, has long, flowing tresses & an UGGs spokesman contract now.


Tommy, you still have a chance to redeem yourself as a man (not as a player, the talent is and has always been there and additionally has been backed up with Superbowls, etc), so please, take a look at things and re-evaluate before it's too late. The clock is ticking.....

Ummmm.....

 

 

-KC Jones

The Hartford Courant is Bringing the Heat Today!

Farmington - Police say a 22-year-old drunken driver punched himself in the face, tore his shirt and threw his wallet and keys in a river in an attempt to convince police he had been assaulted.


Daniel Vagnini, of 10 Butternut Drive, sped through a stop sign at the intersection of New Britain Avenue and Red Oak Hill around midnight Saturday, according to an officer who said he witnessed it. Vagnini nearly crashed into a car that had already entered the intersection.


Police said they found his car on Indian Hill Road and heard Vagnini in the woods. As police searched for him, Vagnini called 911 to report that he was lost in the woods. Vagnini was found near the Farmington River.


He told police he had been drinking in Hartford and was physically assaulted as he got into his car to go home. The beating had caused him to black out, Vagnini said. When he regained consciousness he was in the woods, his clothes were torn and his wallet, keys and ring were missing, police said.


But the story was made up. Vagnini admitted he had punched himself in the face, causing minor facial injuries. He also tore his shirt and tossed his belongings in the Farmington River to bolster his story, police said.


Vagnini was charged with reckless driving, evading responsibility and driving under the influence. He was released on a non-surety bond.


Now, in no way, shape, or form am I condoning drunk driving.  However, I will absolutely give this dude major league style points for this.  He was on the right track here, with punching himself, and tearing his shirt, but might have taken it one step to far with the blacking out and waking up in the woods.  Then again, he concocted this story on the fly while he was drunk and being chased by the cops.  Maybe next time he should pull the old Tommy Boy move:




See everyone on the flip side.

-Big Ran