F*ck it, Let's Go Back to Boston

It ain't a series until someone loses at home.  Let's see how everyone performs in front of real fans rather than seats wrapped in white t-shirts.  You know what told me all I needed to know?  When the game was over and the Cs were walking toward the tunnel through the stands and there was only one fan talking shit.  Can you imagine that happening in Boston?  No.  Freaking.  Way.  Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and in LeBron's case, hide yo mom too, Celtics gonna be rapin' errbody up in the Garden on Thursday.

-Big Ran

Update:  So game three isn't until Saturday.  That may be a very good thing.  It will give Shaq time to work on his cheer leading routine he was working on a few days ago.  Who cares that he couldn't play in game two.  How's the calf, Shaq?

Sounds Good Miley!

I know I'm not remotely in the demographic Miley is going for, but can someone explain to me how she's famous and sells out these stadiums?  Now, in this video, she tries to sing a song I actually know and like.  FAIL.  Like, bigtime FAIL.  Now, I can't sing, but at least I would give it some passion.  I also love how she always sings it with her little brother, that's sweet.  I would pay much more money to see this for two hours:



-Big Ran

Irrational Rant...Barefoot Running Enthusiasts

The first time I saw a dude running barefoot, I was in Concord, MA.  Something about Concord really pisses me off; I just feel like everyone there is so entitled, but that is really neither here nor there.  So this dude, running barefoot through the center of town, of course stops to tell people all the benefits of running barefoot.  I didn't stick around to listen to him, but based on his appearance, the benefits included being about 300 pounds, hairy, and having a ponytail (did I mention he was shirtless, just short shorts).  Most of the people I have seen running barefoot or with these God-forsaken shoes with toes have been amazingly out of shape people.  Or, they have been people wearing them while not running, like chillin' in the airport or something.  To these people I say, "cut the shit."  Who do you think you're fooling?  You're not smart, you're not in shape, you just want to be the center of attention.

Every person I know that runs a lot says the same thing about running barefoot: no friggin' way.  God invented people, people became scientists and invented better running shoes to protect against injury.  Tribes in the Amazon?  Fine, you can run barefoot.  Fat dude I saw running shirtless (also why are fat dudes running shirtless, not pretty) near the San Diego Airport?  Enjoy picking glass and needles out of your feet, bro.  Also, enjoy the shin splints and stress fractures.

Lookin' good Scar Jo!

-Big Ran

3 Hours of Work Left, Time to Get Fired Up!

How about some sweet LeBron shirts and posters?

-Big Ran

Is This Person Good Looking?

From time to time, when I may be watching TV or online, I'll come across someone famous and really not know if they are good looking or not.  Like, sometimes, they look friggin' awesome, then other times they are shockingly horrific.  I'm not bringing much to the table today, so you might get a few of these.  First up...

Uma Thurman

The good...

OK, so I tried to get a variety of pics here.  One that could be airbrushed all to hell, a more candid one, and one where her stuff is together, but wouldn't be airbrushed.  For these three, I'm saying good looking, nothing wrong with these.

The not so good...

So, I'm not really sure what to make of Uma.  Some angles, she's looking good.  Others?  Not so much.  Her name is fun to say, so she's got that going for her.

-Big Ran

KC Jones input: Uma Thurman- NOT HOT. It's too bad, because w/ a name like "Uma", you have to hope someone would be attractive. The first picture is good because it's from a distance. Otherwise, I think she looks a lot like this little guy:

F*CK YOU, POLLEN!

Honestly, Osama wasn't affecting my daily life as much as pollen is right now.  Could I write a letter to Barack asking him to take out pollen next?  I know pollen is necessary for trees and flowers and stuff, but in the spirit of Tracy Morgan, I'll just take them out behind the middle school and get them pregnant.

-Big Ran

Press Play

I was in such a great mood the entire way to work, thinking of how things like this show that the United States  truly is the best country in the world, with the bravest military. I also got to thinking of how pumped up the President must be and wonder what his IPod's play list might be comprised of at this point in time. Here are my thoughts:

The Official Play List for Taming Terrorists and Killing Cowards:

1.  Nas & Puff Daddy: Hate Me Now
2.  Tupac & Snoop Dogg: 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted-  "Defeat is not my destiny"
3. Mystikal: "Bouncin' Back"-  "I'm coming back mo' fearless, mo' determined to fold the set
   I ain't even started yet, So if you ain't ready you better get ready, I know I do it better when I'm being opposed, Ah stick ya chest out, keep your chin up, 'Cause sometimes you gotta get knocked down to get up." (this song was actually written right after 9/11 and, although the video has NOTHING to do with what happened that day, he did write it about the United States)
4. James Brown: "The Payback"- "Revenge!! I'm mad, Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! That's it!! Payback!!! Revenge!!! I'm mad!!" 
5. Young Jeezy: "Go Getta"- "Against All Odds You Can Place Your Bets Yeah I'm Just Gettin' Started So I Ain't Done Yet"
6. Outkast: "Bombs Over Baghdad" - Yes, it was Pakistan and a fire fight, but still, this jam is definitely one that would get him pumped.
7. U2: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
8. Trick Daddy: "Let's Go"
9. Toby Keith: "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"- "This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage and you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A" (This might be a stretch for some of you, but remember, Toby is a Democrat and Obama is half white).
10. NAS: "If I Ruled The World" - Obama's inner monologue, "Oh wait, I do...."
11. DMX: "We Right Here"- "Bring it! We right here.We not goin anywhere, We right here This is ours and we don't share, We right here, Bring your crew cuz we don't care, We right here"
12. Ice Cube: "Check Yo Self"-"Yeah, come on and check yo self before you wreck yo self, cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"  

-KC Jones

Big Ran Addition:  Two additions to this stellar list...

Twisted Sister: "We're Not Gonna Take It"- pretty self explanatory.



Rage Against the Machine:  "Bullet In Your Head" - this one goes out to Osama, you punk bitch.

We Gon' Find You!

Well, to follow up on Big Ran's post, I would like to say that I agree. I wish I could have a week like Obama just had. I'm proud of the current administration as it pertains to the take down of that filthy fleabag Osama Bin Laden. This unbelievable news certainly took away the sting of the Celtics game one collapse and the Spurs getting bounced from the Playoffs on Friday night.

I'd also like to take a moment to address the rest of the Taliban and anyone other terrorists out there. In the immortal words of Antoine Dodson: "You don't have to confess, we comin' for you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnddddddd you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you, so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that homeboy, homeboy, home-home-homeboy!"

And, to anyone who hates the U.S.A, this one's for you!




-KC Jones

So, Obama had a Pretty Good Week, huh?

This isn't meant to be a political blog, or Democrat vs. Republican whatsoever.  Especially since KC Jones and I are on different ends of the spectrum on most topics.  This is just meant to talk about what a great week Obama had.  Wouldn't you want to have a week like this, even on your own scale?  

First, Donald "The Don" Trump basically calls for Obama's birth certificate, claiming he wasn't born in the US...BOOM.  Cerified.

Then, Obama gets to roast The Don at The White House Corespondent's dinner:

Love or hate Obama, the Biggie and Tupac line was straight cash.

After that, you are give the order to go in and kill the most hated and evil man in the world:



Not a bad week, right?  Wouldn't you love to completely show up someone trying to throw you under the bus, then vanquish your greatest rival?  I just wish for his speech last night, Obama did exactly what was in the animation at the top.  Walk in, say he dead, then drop the mic, and bust out.  No questions, bitches!

So, dial it up for Obama today.  Michelle, you know what you gotta do as his main bitch...



-Big Ran

KC Jones: I love this post from start to finish, I can't even decide what I love the most. The Donald commentary is priceless though. What is WRONG w/ that dude? I will say, despite my feelings towards Obama in general, the birth certificate issue was dead in my mind a LONG time ago. I trust our country enough to believe that he is in fact a U.S. citizen. Oh Donald, 'YOU'RE FIRED!' hahahaha

USA! USA! USA!

So, this morning I was awoken with the following text from KC Jones: "I'll take Osama getting killed over a Celts victory any day.  USA USA USA!"

Truer words have never been spoken.  My guess is that yesterday Obama gave the Cs a call to consult with KG, Paul, Ray, and Rondo about the Navy Seal Mission, so they were really thinking about that and not completely focused on the game.  Game 2?  Watch out Bron Bron, because your playoff hopes are going to be disposed of at sea as well.  Boston Harbor all up in yo sh!t!

-Big Ran