Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Super Terrific Happy Hour!

Well, in a day and age where political correctness is running a muck, I probably shouldn't be surprised by the story below, reported by MSNBC last week. However, I still am. Seriously. Get a life!  Couple of my favorite parts are highlighted and underlined. And below the article, I've listed my questions. Don't worry my Asian friends, we know that most of you are awesome and would be dancing and singing along. Enjoy the video and article below.



Man arrested for singing 'Kung Fu Fighting'
Singer says police questioned him after Asian man filed a race complaint

Simon Ledger, 34, told Britain's The Sun newspaper that he and his band were performing the 1970s classic at the Driftwood Beach Bar on the Isle of Wight off the southern coast of England.

"We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets," he told the newspaper. "People of all races were loving it. Chinese people have never been offended by it before."

But Ledger told The Sun an Asian man walking by with his mother hurled an expletive and made an obscene hand gesture at the performers during the Sunday afternoon performance, then took a photo with his cell phone.

"We hadn't even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police," The Sun quoted him as saying.

The man claimed he was "subjected to racial abuse," police told BBC News, and complained to the police the same evening. 'I thought it was a joke' Ledger told The Sun that police called him later that evening — while he was eating at a Chinese restaurant — to arrange a meeting. It was at that meeting that police arrested him, Ledger said.

The BBC report said police released Ledger after his arrest, intending to question him further at a later date.
"An investigation into this allegation is continuing to establish the full circumstances surrounding what happened," a Hampshire Constabulary spokesman told the network.

"I thought it was a joke but they were serious," Ledger told The Sun. "They seemed pretty amazed but said the law is the law and it was their duty. It's political correctness gone potty (a British term for crazy)."
The owner of the bar defended Ledger, telling the newspaper that he doesn't believe the song or the singer are racist, and that there "is no way he would abuse anyone."
© 2011 msnbc.com 

KC Jones' Questions:
  1. Has anyone even ever HEARD of a 'race complaint'?
  2. How does one "HURL" an expletive? Shouting, yelling, screaming? Yes. Hurling? Not so much.
  3. What obscene hand gesture was made? I'm thinking of a couple, but I want a more precise description.
  4. Is there anything that Brits say that isn't awesome? I'm definitely going to use the word 'potty' from now on. "I've gone potty".... "Potty training"...."I feel like I'm taking potty pills"...Doesn't really translate the same here in the states--awesome.
  5. Does anyone know the local police station's phone number? I have to file a race complaint. As a person with Italian heritage, I've suddenly realized "The Sopranos" is racial abuse.
-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

I'm not even sure I need to say anything about this comparison. Chris Bosh looks like a dinosaur and that's all there is to it. He also reminds me of a meerkat Don't get me wrong, I didn't mind Bosh at all prior to this season---I actually really like him, but unfortunately, he's part of the "Axis Of Evil" in Miami now.


Nude Picture of C-Bosh
-KC Jones

Big Ran Addition:



KC Jones: Great additions Big Ran...perfect. So many choices!

So, bin Laden's Hideout is Worth More Than My House. Terrific.


Guardian, UK - Osama bin Laden's house, described by the US government as a $1m (£605,000) mansion, is in fact worth no than $250,000 say property professionals in Abbottabad, the town where he was killed.
The revelation is the latest of several erroneous descriptions about the nature of Bin Laden's hideout – and the manner of his death – which have dogged the White House in recent days.
Descriptions of Bin Laden's hideout have also been prone to exaggeration. After Sunday night's dramatic raid by US Navy Seals, a senior Obama administration official told reporters that the property, an "extraordinarily unique compound" in an "affluent suburb", was valued at around $1m.
But two property professionals in Abbottabad – a quiet, military-dominated town – said that much of that was incorrect. Based on the size of the plot and the house, which was built in 2005, and using recent property sales as a guide, they estimated that it would fetch no more than $250,000 on the current market.
"Twenty million rupees, maximum," said property dealer Muhammad Anwar, a 22-year veteran of the local market, at his Abbottabad office. "No swimming pool. This is not a posh area. We call it a middling area."
I wish I could put my house on the market for 20 million rupees right now.  How come the housing market is booming in Pakastan and not in MA.  We've got the ocean, they've got a war.  Here are some more pics:


Now, granted, my house doesn't have a 15 foot concrete wall with barbed wire and the back yard seems a little greener than I anticipated, but come on.  I have done a bunch of landscaping, have a new front door AND a new front porch.  I have a deck off the back of the house, all bin Laden had was that red fence that is falling down.

I love that property dealer who said: "No swimming pool. This is not a posh area. We call it a middling area."  The balls on this guy, huh?  Dude was the world's most wanted man and this guy is basically calling him a pussy for not having a swimming pool.  Eh, I'm guessing Osama sure could go for a pool now.  I'm guessing it's a bit warm where he is now.

-Big Ran

*KC Jones Says: Good find Big Ran, I wish the U.S. would start dealing in 'rupees', it just sounds so much cooler than 'dollars'. Imagine hearing the term 'rupees' in rap songs? Yessssssssss...Also, good thing Osama Bin Hidin' didn't have a pool- the filter would have been continuously drained with pieces of hair from the ferret that was growing off of this chin. 

P.S. Why wasn't this compound ever featured on Al-Jazzera's equivalent of MTV Cribs?

"Socker" Balls

Have no fear Celtics Fans, with Delonte on our team, we've already won more than anyone else in the league. At this point, the trophy is just icing on the cake. Pay attention starting at the 29 second mark to this interview conducted during his first stint with the Celtics. D-West just doesn't give a f***. He's a player, got that Greg? I would argue that this is true both on and off the court. How do you think he got all hugged up with Gloria?



Desperado



-KC Jones

Now I Ain't Sayin' She a Gold Digger,



Just a quick follow up to Big Ran's post about the Shaqnastics tournament that was being held this weekend with Shaq and his 'girlfriend', "Hoopz":

Hey Shaq, I'd get tested STAT if I were you considering this trick competed for and won the affection of FLAVOR FLAV on season one of "Flavor of Love". Flavor Flav as a grand prize? Seriously, unless she was legally blind and deaf, how could she even STOMACH the hot tub with him (among other things)? Money talks.. and I think she's furthering her fame whore tendencies by 'shaqing up' with you! (pun intended)

No idea who the dude is on the left, but he's definitely better looking than FLAVORRR FLAAAAVV!!
-KC Jones

Big Ran Note:  Love the term "Shaqnastics."  Add that to Webster's ASAP.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

F*ck it, Let's Go Back to Boston


It ain't a series until someone loses at home.  Let's see how everyone performs in front of real fans rather than seats wrapped in white t-shirts.  You know what told me all I needed to know?  When the game was over and the Cs were walking toward the tunnel through the stands and there was only one fan talking shit.  Can you imagine that happening in Boston?  No.  Freaking.  Way.  Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and in LeBron's case, hide yo mom too, Celtics gonna be rapin' errbody up in the Garden on Thursday.



-Big Ran

Update:  So game three isn't until Saturday.  That may be a very good thing.  It will give Shaq time to work on his cheer leading routine he was working on a few days ago.  Who cares that he couldn't play in game two.  How's the calf, Shaq?





Sounds Good Miley!



I know I'm not remotely in the demographic Miley is going for, but can someone explain to me how she's famous and sells out these stadiums?  Now, in this video, she tries to sing a song I actually know and like.  FAIL.  Like, bigtime FAIL.  Now, I can't sing, but at least I would give it some passion.  I also love how she always sings it with her little brother, that's sweet.  I would pay much more money to see this for two hours:



-Big Ran

Irrational Rant...Barefoot Running Enthusiasts


The first time I saw a dude running barefoot, I was in Concord, MA.  Something about Concord really pisses me off; I just feel like everyone there is so entitled, but that is really neither here nor there.  So this dude, running barefoot through the center of town, of course stops to tell people all the benefits of running barefoot.  I didn't stick around to listen to him, but based on his appearance, the benefits included being about 300 pounds, hairy, and having a ponytail (did I mention he was shirtless, just short shorts).  Most of the people I have seen running barefoot or with these God-forsaken shoes with toes have been amazingly out of shape people.  Or, they have been people wearing them while not running, like chillin' in the airport or something.  To these people I say, "cut the shit."  Who do you think you're fooling?  You're not smart, you're not in shape, you just want to be the center of attention.

Every person I know that runs a lot says the same thing about running barefoot: no friggin' way.  God invented people, people became scientists and invented better running shoes to protect against injury.  Tribes in the Amazon?  Fine, you can run barefoot.  Fat dude I saw running shirtless (also why are fat dudes running shirtless, not pretty) near the San Diego Airport?  Enjoy picking glass and needles out of your feet, bro.  Also, enjoy the shin splints and stress fractures.

Lookin' good Scar Jo!

-Big Ran

3 Hours of Work Left, Time to Get Fired Up!

How about some sweet LeBron shirts and posters?











-Big Ran

Is This Person Good Looking?

From time to time, when I may be watching TV or online, I'll come across someone famous and really not know if they are good looking or not.  Like, sometimes, they look friggin' awesome, then other times they are shockingly horrific.  I'm not bringing much to the table today, so you might get a few of these.  First up...

Uma Thurman

The good...






OK, so I tried to get a variety of pics here.  One that could be airbrushed all to hell, a more candid one, and one where her stuff is together, but wouldn't be airbrushed.  For these three, I'm saying good looking, nothing wrong with these.

The not so good...




So, I'm not really sure what to make of Uma.  Some angles, she's looking good.  Others?  Not so much.  Her name is fun to say, so she's got that going for her.

-Big Ran


KC Jones input: Uma Thurman- NOT HOT. It's too bad, because w/ a name like "Uma", you have to hope someone would be attractive. The first picture is good because it's from a distance. Otherwise, I think she looks a lot like this little guy: