My Day Could Have Been Worse

St. James City, FL -

Two St. James City women, one wielding a knife, were arrested Wednesday evening after their failed attempts to flash fellow bar patrons to earn extra beer money escalated into a parking lot attack.

Deputies were called to The Waterfront restaurant at 5:21 p.m. about two "disorderly females."

Restaurant workers say Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23, had consumed "excessive quantities" of beer at the bar.

Deputies say the duo ran out of money, so they bounced around the bar offering to expose their breasts to other patrons for money, so they could buy more beer.

"They were offering to show their boobs for drinks," said waiter Shaun Bassett. "We had five guys that were like, 'Please, leave us alone.' They actually went up to tables who had their wives there."

In fact, no one took the women up on their offer.

"Basically when they were turned down, they kind of got a little rowdy," Bassett said.

The other customers complained, and two restaurant employees, a male and a female, tried to get Martin and Ryannic to leave.

The arrest report says Martin shoved the female employee into a wall before walking the suspects out of the restaurant.

Once outside, deputies say Martin attacked the female employee, punching her in the back of the head.

The male employee jumped in and dragged Martin off the female employee. He took Martin's keys as the female employee called 911, deputies say.

That's when Martin allegedly pulled a knife and demanded the keys back. She allegedly charged the man, telling him she was going to stab him.

Deputies say the man backed off, so Martin put the knife away and attacked the female employee again.

Martin is charged with Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Battery. Rayannic is charged with Disorderly Conduct.

OK, I'm not having a good day at the office, but at least I didn't get turned down when offering to show my boobs in a family restaurant.  I mean, there's feeling low, there's depression, then there's 30 feet of crap, then there is how these two broads must feel.  I would literally pay them to not show their boobs. That's just something you can't unsee.  Look at these hot messes:

-Big Ran

They See Me Hoppin' They Hatin'

One-legged suspect attempts to elude police

Jacsonville.com - Police received a tip that a black GMC SUV was carrying narcotics near Ken Knight Drive on Jacksonville's Northwest side Tuesday afternoon.

When officers pulled behind a vehicle matching that description, Ariosto Wyman, 27, got out of the passenger side and "began to hop down the sidewalk away from [police]," according to the arrest report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's office. 

Wyman is missing his right leg below the knee.

When officers called to him, he came back. 

Officers searched him and found a bag of marijuana, as well as a digital scale with cocaine residue on it located on the floor board next to Wyman's shoe.

As Wyman was searched at the Duval County jail police discovered a bag with 120 grams of cocaine concealed in his body.

This just made me laugh, mostly because I thought of Snoop in Training Day, gave me the chance to post his latest picture, and because it, as everything else strange, happened in Florida.

-Big Ran

Big Baby Headed to America's Wang

Sorry, wrong one...

Boston Globe Celtics Blog - The Celtics will deal forward Glen Davis to Orlando in a sign-and-trade that will send Magic forward Brandon Bass to Boston, a source tells Marc Spears of Yahoo! Sports. The move would end a four-year run for Davis and the Celtics that started with a with a world championship and ended with questions over Davis' effort and maturity.

Bass' agent told the Orlando Sentinel the deal was close.

The Sentinel also reported the Davis deal would be for four years, and that Davis was on his way to Florida to take a physical.

Davis, a second-round pick by Seattle in 2007, came to the Celtics via a draft-night trade that also brought Ray Allen to Boston. Davis played in 69 games as a rookie and averaged 4.5 points and 3 rebounds. Davis filled in as a starter for Kevin Garnett during the 2009 playoffs and had perhaps his best run in a Celtics uniform, averaging 15.8 points and 5.6 rebounds in 36 minutes per game. During that postseason, however, Davis drew criticism for pushing a young fan in Orlando following a game-winning shot over the Magic. That offseason, Davis broke his hand in a fight with a childhood friend, keeping him out until December.

Davis upped his scoring average to 11.7 points per game last season, but his shot selection was questioned, and he was a virtual no-show in the postseason. Bass, too, has had an up-and-down career, and the Magic are likely moving him for the same reasons the Celtics are moving Davis. A second-round pick out of LSU in 2005, Bass didn't show much in New Orleans before having two productive seasons in Dallas before a disappointing debut in Orlando. Last season, though, his second with the Magic, Bass averaged career highs of 11.2 points and 5.6 rebounds. At 6-feet-8-inches and 250 pounds, he's a more traditional power forward than Davis.

Well, it ain't CP3 or Dwight Howard, but Bass is solid and I would imagine that he will extend Doc Rivers' heart health and sanity a few more years.  Big Baby was, at times, a solid role player for the Celtics, but is clearly insane.  The fact that he let KG make him cry may have been the end of it for me.  Then there was his MMA fighting and the time he broke his finger and missed the start of the season because he was fighting with his friend in his car.  Doc may drop Baby off at the airport.


ANyone think David Stern nixes this deal too just because he is drunk with power?

-Big Ran

KC Jones Comment: I thought Big Baby WAS America's Wang......

Welcome to Florida, America's Wang

TampaBay.com— A 15-year-old New Port Richey boy is accused of fatally stabbing a man at a mud bog after a dispute over engine revving, according to the Levy County Sheriff's Office.

Deputies said Christopher J. Sutherlin stabbed 24-year-old Roderic L. Sparks on Saturday in the mud pit at the Horse Hole Creek mud bogs in Inglis. The stabbing happened at the second annual Redneck Games, a weekend festival. In addition to muddy vehicle races, the festival website advertises events like a tire change competition, blindfolded tent pitching and a sexy mechanical bull.

Deputies were working at the event when patrons notified them about the incident. The crowd blocked the suspect's vehicle, preventing him from leaving the scene, the Levy Sheriff's Office said.

Levy deputies said the incident began when Sutherlin's father started arguing with Sparks about revving his engine. Sutherlin's father threw a beer can at Sparks, which led to a fight, deputies said.

Sparks was "getting the best" of the fight and the younger Sutherlin jumped in, stabbing Sparks in the upper torso, deputies said.

He was taken to a Crystal River hospital, where he died.

Deputies located the knife in the mud pit on Sunday.

Sutherlin, who lives in Sabalwood at River Ridge off DeCubellis Road, faces a manslaughter charge.

His family could not be reached Monday, and Levy County authorities did not release additional information.

There is literally no other place this story could possibly take place other than Florida.  I imagine Central and Western Florida and the Panhandle to be a combination of every episode of Cops, a redneck competition, and smell like stale Busch mixed with Drakkar Noir.  

This was the ad on the website for the Redneck Competition, but I don't see where they offer stabbings from 15 year olds:

-Big Ran